Who here hates A.J. Pierzynski? Show yourselves!
What an ass. Worse. As someone I know says, he's like a whole carton full of assholes.
Okay, granted, I hate all of the White Sox. But this douche bag makes it much worse on all of them. Seriously. How frieking annoying can you be? He just drives me super-crazy as most smug people do. Yuck. Could you be any more full of yourself? I don't think so.
I say this all because the ONION has a super good article here commenting on this douche bag's qualities. Seriously Pierzynski, you're lucky you weren't around years ago or your ass'd be so high above THE LIST, that you'd have to wear a hat with flashers on it so airplanes didn't hit you.
Wha-BAM!
PLEASE tell me you agree.
4 April 2006 at 5*48 pm
A.J. Pierzynski goes into my pantheon of hated sports figures right alongside Barry Bonds, Isiah Thomas, Reggie Miller and Brett Favre (that’s right, suck it!). He recently staged a stunt with the WWE in spring training only solidifying his status. Other things I hold against him: he’s a cheat (see last years playoffs), his own teammates hate him, he looks like a huge raving redneck (you’re making millions of dollars, f’ing shower already you greasy hick). Incidentally, GQ (might have been Esquire, I get them both and forget which is which) ran on article on the most hated figures in sports which of course included our good friend A.J. Damn, he’s a bastard. Shit. I can’t curse this guy enough. Look, I didn’t even have to see him do anything and I’m steamed. Alright, deep breath.
7 April 2006 at 2*33 pm
He sucks ass. But it’s funny when guys that suck ass are on the Sox. It’s if he were on the Cubs that it would be a problem.
26 May 2006 at 8*19 pm
AJ is by far the biggest ass clown in Major League Baseball. Anyone who get’s hit in the nuts by a ground ball… and then kicks the trainer in the nuts saying “Like This” after the trainer runs out and asks him how he’s feeling… deserves to have his fingernails pulled out with a vice-grips.
28 January 2007 at 3*28 am
These faggots have nothing better to do but to bitch about a kick ass catcher with a fun personality. Go fuck yourselves or better yet kill yo self.
31 January 2007 at 4*31 am
GO TRIBE WHITE SOX SUCK
31 January 2007 at 4*35 am
I HATE YOU SOX FAN G FUCK YOUSELF
19 February 2007 at 11*26 am
i’m from Bulgaria and i dont really know why everybody hates this guy.If you can explain me It would be cool 4 me to know why
25 April 2008 at 3*45 pm
all those whom hate AJ feel free to join our group on facebook
10 August 2008 at 2*00 pm
AJ Pierzynski is an absolute A-hole. He has no character, is full of himself, aparanlty has to overcompenstate for an inferiority complex, confuses gamesmanship for playing hard, and must be a closet queen for the numerous accounts of kneeing people in the nuts. What a faggot. Bless the day he disappears from baseball.
24 August 2008 at 4*01 pm
A.J. Pierzynski totally sucks. Whether it be his faggot bleach blond hair or his facination with rooting cock, its completely obvious. I have never ever seen any player in any sport whine as much as he does. Every pitch thrown, offense or defense, he whines or gives his “I-just-took-it-in-the-ass-and-I’ll-pretend-it-hurts” face. Piece of shit tries to call interference on everyone, just to justify his shittiness. I hope he dies a tragic death. He will not be missed… not by Sox fans or by any fan in MLB.
24 August 2008 at 5*43 pm
Sorry to crash your hate fest, but AJ is actually a very nice guy. I turn out at Spring Training every year, and AJ is one of the friendliest, most approachable guys there.
24 August 2008 at 5*57 pm
He is far from a bad player. His batting has proven that. xD You guys are just mad he’s not on your team since he’s been a great guy for the Sox. He is one of the smartest players in baseball when it comes to the rules. And to all you that said you wish he has a bad career or a horrible death, hope AJ destroys your team! >:0
25 August 2008 at 9*20 am
Does anybody watch spotscenter? Seriously? They just had a A.J. is a huge douche bag special showing all of his cheap bull-shit shenanigans he commits on the ball field. Have some fucking tact man. What an immature little bitch. He has no class at all. I’m a twins fan and when he played for us I didn’t like him either along with all his teammates. For cying out loud he spiked Justin Morneau (one of his previous teamates). If you think A.J. is an upstanding person, you should go throw yourself over a cliff.
4 October 2008 at 12*59 am
I totally a gree withe the huge twin fan he is a total a-hole.I cant believe all the crap he gets away with fuck you wsoxkillcubs I do NOT want that douche on my team why in the hell will i want that when we have the best catcher in the AL JOE MAUER!!
26 March 2009 at 5*30 am
As a far-away (Netherlands) Minnesota Twins fan, I am always looking for new sites with Twins news.
I hope that Morneau and Mauer stays healthy all season.