From the Latin, “Horoscopus”, meaning ‘Mouthwash’ and ‘Loose Woman’

I just wanted to post a quick shoutout to The Onion. I really think that their horoscopes are the funniest thing since watching people fall down.  See the following:

Aries: You will mistakenly bring your enemies list instead of your grocery list to the supermarket this week, resulting in the purchase of a bottle of Paul Newman ranch dressing, a box of Uncle Ben's minute rice, and artichokes.

See, told you, too funny.  What, you want another?  okay….

Scorpio: You see the world through rose-colored glasses.  Unfortunately, they're not prescription rose-colored glasses, which helps explains why you love the world for all of its unpredictable walls.

And my own:

Libra: Some 8-year-old asshole will give away all 43 endings to the "Choose Your Own Adventure" book you're reading. 

Thank you for indulging me.  Now read the post below.  It's funnier.  (:

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Published in: on 13 April 2006 at 2*55 pm  Comments (2)  

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  1. Oh, man, I totally would have kicked that 8-year-olds ass. But, luckily for him, I’m a Leo.

  2. Hey! What did the cancer horoscope say????


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